if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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