This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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