Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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