Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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