I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Semen is not good for contacts.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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