No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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