So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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