Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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