If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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