Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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