Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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