You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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