Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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