I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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