How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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