No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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