We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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