Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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