Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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