at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
