Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I deserve this hangover.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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