It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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