Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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