There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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