No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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