What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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