weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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