after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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