you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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