i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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