I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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