I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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