what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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