I think I am morally bankrupt
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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