One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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