Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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