Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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