i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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