Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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