he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Actions speak louder than pants.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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