11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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