woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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