And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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