I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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