Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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