Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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