I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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