i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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