What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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