But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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