i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My bed smells like the plague
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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