I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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