I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
A bitchslap is in order.
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